If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just cropdusted the office
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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