I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
