Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
God gave him joint rollers for hands
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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