he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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