her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Randomize
