She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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