OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
im holly from the hills drunk
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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