margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
home. puking in laundry basket.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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