You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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