With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I am one with the molecules
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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