Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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