Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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