Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Randomize
