What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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