Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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