I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We have started to decorate penises.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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