no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Sponge bath it is.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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