dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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