ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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