Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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