Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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