Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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