So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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