I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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