Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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