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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Alive.
So much puke
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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