hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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