i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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