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It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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