At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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