Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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