another moral hangover. fuck.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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