Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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