we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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