she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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