you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
that is very illegal...i love you.
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