I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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