is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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