Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
im holly from the hills drunk
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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