since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
