Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
