weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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