His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
bring money and cleavage
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
