If i come over, it means nothing
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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