I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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