Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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