I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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