Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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