Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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