Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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